Man, do these guys know how to play hardball, or what?!

Forget the baseball players strike of ’94. Forget the air-traffic controllers strike in Reagan’s day. Forget the New York City transit workers strike whenever that was. This is serious. Beginning yesterday, Nov. 5, 2007, the Hollywood script writers walked off the job. That means no new TV scripts! The entertainment industry will be crippled. Our nation will be crippled. November 5, 2007 is going to be burned forever on the consciousness of the American soul. It sounds like just a normal date, but after this, Nov. 5 will never be the same. 20 years from now people will ask each other, “Where were you on 11-5?” And everyone will know exactly where they were.

I ask you to pause and consider what life will be like if this cataclysm is allowed to go on. How will we teach our children that adults are stupid and should only be spoken to with short sarcastic retorts? How will our women and children know that their husbands and fathers are nothing more than overgrown baboons in heat motivated only by food and sex? How will we poison the minds of the next generation? I ask you: how will we learn that moral filth and base vulgar humor are normal human behavior. We’re gonna be lost, people.

And think about this: what on earth are we gonna do with all this free time? Do you realize we’re going to be practically forced to READ! We’re gonna be put in the ridiculous position of sitting in a room with our families talking to one another. Some of us may even resort to helping the neighbor get his house ready for the winter. Or feeding the poor. And...I know you’re thinking it, so I’m just going to say it...some people may exercise. It’s going to be pure insanity.

Sound the alarms! Call your Congresswoman! Vote Democrat! Do whatever it takes!

JUST GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT!